I couldn’t draw a good pair of testicles on Dad’s ice cream
Last night while running through the woods, I realized, this is the perfect slasher movie setup. I’m running at night, my Nano pumping my ears into oblivion of anyone sneaking up behind me and I am running through a deserted camp in the woods. It was cold last night, low 30s, but I opted to not wear the ninja underarmor mask (bad choice, I mean if some slasher dude pops out on me, the ninja mask might throw him long enough for me to run away).
I headed over to my parents for dinner last night. After dinner, I scooped two bowls of ice cream for me and Dad and I got creative with the chocolate topping. I figured I couldn’t draw a good pair of testicles on Dad’s ice cream, so I opted for “F U”. We called Bubs (Viv was too grouchy to get on the phone) and he promised to write to Santa today.
I got home and worked on some changes for the Battleship NJ, some PERL for NitroVideo, and some changes for Zeropercentcards.com. After the coding was done, I chilled out and started The Lady in the Water (so-so).
I’ll be having a celebratory dinner tonight with Marty for completing our project and also chat a bit about the work I pulled him into for Zeropercentcards too. It will be good to work with Marty again, he’s good people.
- The Human Marvels
- Faith Healing Sign
- JawSnaps – create your own photo caption contests
December 5th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Well that’s one very good reason for sticking to the ‘single’ scoop.
Cheers
December 5th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Drawing tesitcles on ice cream with chocolate sauce… If you can manage that you’re a talented artist indeed.
December 5th, 2007 at 11:20 am
running outside at this time of year – yikes!!! I am too wimpy to do that…
December 5th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Must be the thin sort of chocolate sauce, not the thick sort…
Y’know, I think I saw that slasher movie. That slasher guy, he was stone cold – he even took the guy’s ipod after it was all over.
December 5th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Seems like you coulda sculpted the testicles with the scoops-o-ice cream. If you had chocolate sprinkles, you’d have instant hair.
Crap.
I’m now talking about your dad’s hairy balls aren’t I?
Crap.
December 5th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Art and dessert are the best together. You are the Mapplethorpe of sweet cream.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Order something you can make testicles with.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Let’s write that slasher movie. We’ll make millions.
Hey, what color of nano did you pick? If it’s the pink one in the picture of Viv, then the slasher would probably leave it behind.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Maddy – I think Jay had a post about that kind of ice cream the other day…
Jazz – that’s how Picasso got his start too I hear
Mike D – well I’m wearing underarmor pants under sweats and a hoody with an asics headband too… and gloves
Chris – not the nano, man, not the nano
Franki – you know my Dad was complaining a couple weeks ago how I make fun of him in the blog and now, I’ve got women talking about his balls – you’re welcome Dad
flutter – wait until you see what i do with the bullwhip
Dyna the Great – Terri posted a perfect recipe for that
Open Grove Claudia – it does look pink, but it’s actually called Product Red, which some of the proceeds go towards medicine for AIDS patients in Africa
December 5th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I saw The Lady in the Water on an airplane. It pretty much stunk.
Why not make boobs with the scoops, and use the chocolate for nipples?
December 5th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
yeah, i had something, and then i got lost reading the comments.
btw, i like yer pink nano. looks very manly. (of course, when i saw that photo, i thought techy dad had given his baby girl the latest technology. that would have given you total cool points)
December 5th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
and wow. meno and i were thinking the EXACT same thing. ’tis no surprise. we like boobies.
December 5th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Thanks for the well wishes. I appreciate them. I feel much better today. The drugs are great, so that helps alot.
December 5th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
meno – yeah, M. Night’s stuff has been pretty much shit since sixth sense. I liked Unbreakable sorta. great idea with the nipples. That’s the first time i’ve ever written the phrase “great idea with the nipples” ever.
liv – it’s ok, the comments, they are enchanting.
liv – who doesn’t like boobies? i mean seriously
December 5th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
april – good amiga, drugs are like boobies, who doesn’t like them?
December 5th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I am now too freaked out to wear earbuds when I’m alone in public because I’m afraid someone will mug me or attack me. And I’d be none the wiser.
But I’m a bit of a freak.
December 5th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
mamatulip – you know what helps, lick your ear buds before you put them in, that way it’s like you gave yourself double wet willies and you’ll be so skeeved out, you’ll forget all about the muggers
December 5th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
okay, your dad’s testicles, apple boners, and porn shaved chests with chocolate garfield drawings i can handle…but you are way over the line now with ear bud wet willies.
i’m going to get my swim-ear and q-tips and rock quietly in the corner.
December 5th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Best. Title. Ever.
December 5th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Franki – you’re never going to make the ice capades with that attitude
Jenny – don’t make me curtsey on your ass
December 5th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I’m surprised you did the testicles instead of boobs with the ice cream. It just seems so … um … wrong.
December 5th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Testicle ice cream is NOT one of the 31 flavors at Baskin Robbins!!
December 5th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Lorrie – testicles are so much more expressive in ice cream form, or in ice cream
Mary – you go to the wrong Baskin Robbins
December 6th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
‘I had to get the lizard some crickets and a new daylight bulb.’
Okay, of course, writes the bewildered kiwi. So you feed the lizard crickets that are nothing to do with the game New Zealanders revere as something very close to a religion and there are things called daylight bulbs?
December 7th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Di – right, I have a bearded dragon and once a week or so, I give him crickets to munch on. the daylight bulb has all the radiation that a growing lizard needs
December 7th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
And you imagine this makes things clearer?
I’ll go google bearded dragons (it all read very Lord of the Rings)
December 7th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Di – oh you Kiwis think every is about Lord of the Rings after they filmed it all there
December 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Okay, so you don’t feed him ‘superworms’ … serves me right for reading wikipedia.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Di – i’ve given him meal worms before, he likes the crickets better though
December 7th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Lord of the Rings ruined my life. Housing prices went through the ceiling after I moved to Turkey because of the movie … I still haven’t seen all of them.
Meal worms … super worms … it takes me back to the days when we were children (too little to know better) and hunting down sea worms to go fishing with.
I can’t imagine having a pet I have to feed live crickets and worms to … meal worms, back to google,and I’m sure I’ll regret being curious.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
OHDEARGOD, they’re maggots!!!!
December 7th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Di – the google, it does bad things too
December 8th, 2007 at 6:45 am
December 18th, 2007 at 8:17 am
You might want to remember how close you are to horror central before tempting slasher fates: you’re near (Jason) Voorhees; Haddonfield is where Micheal Myers went nuts (Halloween); and you’re dangerously close to Crystal Lake (Friday the 13th)… As for your future career with Cold Stone Creamery, I’m not saying ice cream balls are wrong, just that serving them to dear ol’ dad might be. ’nuff said.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
marty – Haddonfield is the site of Halloween? I had no idea and you could also throw (although not horror) in Wilmington for Fight Club too (as you pointed out in one of our sojourns to MBNA)