Yeah, I’m doin’ the drywall up there at the new McDonald’s
So yesterday, I started working on my next Daddy Reads DVD (just got two good Mo books – I am Invited to a Party! and The Pigeon Wants a Puppy) for the kids (where I read to the kids on my iMac), and I like to put on silly hats between stories and stuff. I came up with the idea of shaving off my beard and reading the second story with a luxorious redneck-y mustache…


The resemblence is uncanny… I know well… I better go… I gotta wake my ass up at 6:00 a.m. every day this week, drag up to Las Colindas. Yeah, I’m doin’ the drywall up there at the new McDonald’s
- The Pisces Effect – I shoulda spent more time swimming…
- Art Imitates Life
August 20th, 2008 at 8:42 am
That kinda mustache is my least favorite male facial hair configuration, edging out even the nasty little soulpatch.
Chris’s last blog post..Tails that pass in the evening
August 20th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Chris – luckily I remembered while passing by a mirror on my way out the door to shave that thing off before going to phys therapy
August 20th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I’m scared!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:24 am
It’s an interesting look for you…I never saw you as the redneck type, but you did live in Georgia AND Texas!
Thank God you shaved…
Carolyn’s last blog post..Did I ever leave the house?
August 20th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Um… ewwwwwwwwwww. And yes, the resemblence is uncanny. *shudder*
Jazz’s last blog post..Of Blogging and Friendship
August 20th, 2008 at 9:44 am
You know I think you are hot, so I feel ok telling you that is not the best look for you. I know you already know, just making sure.
tori’s last blog post..First Day of School
August 20th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Christy – don’t fight, you’ll only make it worse
Carolyn – yeah, I might have lost my place in the Men of Medford Lakes calendar for 2009
Jazz – thank you *curtsy*
tori – heh, yeah the ice road trucker look works for some, but not me
August 20th, 2008 at 9:53 am
The kids will love it.
Wow, it’s like you were separated at birth!
Knight’s last blog post..Busy = Screwed
August 20th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Knight – one book was read with my graying beard, the next that monstrosity. and Yogi made an appearance during the filming of The Pigeon Wants a Puppy… he didn’t have a mustache on though
August 20th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Ok…but wtf does siellihp mean?
Great/Greta’s last blog post..A Tucked in Shirt and Belted Waist
August 20th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Greata – that’s the team that Bizarro Van roots for in the universe where everything is backwards, the siellihP have won many championships recently (everything is backwards)
August 20th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Man, I wish I could get my mustache as fine and luxurious as that. I am cursed with redneck “thin-beard”.
A mullet on the other hand… I can make that baby SING!
Houston’s last blog post..Big Shoes… Bigfoot?
August 20th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Houston – sing on, you crazy mullet
August 20th, 2008 at 11:01 am
HEY PETER! BREAST EXAMS ON CHANNEL 5!
August 20th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Granola-grrrl – What would you do with a million dollars?
August 20th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
The resemblance is UNCANNY!
(please shave tonight)
August 20th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Well, clearly, you would have two chicks double down on you…
(or words to that effect)
I must go, my red stapler needs refilling.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
When will you be growing out the accompanying (and mandatory) curly mullet? The kids will adore it, with or without a mullet!
The Smirking Cat’s last blog post..Gary’s New Blog!
August 20th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
god. you should put up a warning or something.
jenijen’s last blog post..Setting up shop
August 20th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I like to use the term “unfortunate facial hair” when appropriate. Like now.
meno’s last blog post..visit
August 20th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Which one is you?
enemy of the republic’s last blog post..You Don’t Know the Power of the Dark Side
August 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
You kinda look like the guy from My Name is Earl. I gotta big crush on that guy.
I wanted to check out the Pisces link but apparently your linking it overwhelmed their server. Good job.
Franki’s last blog post..Life with Holly
August 20th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I’m horribly frightened. So glad that you shaved it off.
April’s last blog post..Is it possible??
August 20th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I’m not really sure if I am the ‘Peter’ Granola-grrrl was referring to.
If I was, I must stop posting about boobs
Peter’s last blog post..I’ll have a vibrator, a hot party and some lingerie: sex for sale in front of Antwerp City Hall
August 20th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
damn ya beat me to the million dollars crack. you’re a hoot dude.
lime’s last blog post..Say Cheese!
August 21st, 2008 at 2:03 am
I just lost my shit.
Jay’s last blog post..Brain Rot
August 21st, 2008 at 5:01 am
so…when you gonna grow the mullet?
Cynnie’s last blog post..Favorite Commercial …this week
August 21st, 2008 at 11:03 am
That stash looks exactly like those worn by most of the goofs here in Kenosha…west of I 94. We who live east of I 94 try very hard not to ever have to travel there and if we do we always remind ourselves to never drink the water. Scary!!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 am
I think that a sombrero would go nicely.
And the Phillies? That was my baseball team when I was a kid. And is your shirt inside out?
Kevin Charnas’s last blog post..Mohammad’s Scrotum Dreamin’…
August 24th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Wow. That’s a mustache isn’t it. Wow. Just wow.
On a Limb with Claudia’s last blog post..Unconscious Mutterings : Week 291
August 26th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Scary frightening, Van.
Marty’s last blog post..Thought for the Day