Andrew Zimmern eats a bunny from his own butt
So I happened to watch a bunch of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel this weekend. The show is OK, but I was struck with the question of, what if some locals just screwed with to see what they could get this guy that looks like a giant baby to eat? And I concocted the following fictitious episode…
See here on Easter Island, there is a delicacy called FluffoAsso, which literally translates to “fried bunny up the ass for a week”. The locals actually ram a bunny up their derriere with some spices for a week and then the eat the hare.
I tried to relax doing yoga with a group
I went to a nice sidewalk cafe with a friend…
A nice elephant ride in the countryside really helped me learn about the real Easter Island. Who knew there were elephants here?
Practicing karate with a bunny up your ass is not as comfortable as you might think it could be. These guys were also FluffoAsso connoisseurs.
And finally, it was time to eat my FluffoAsso… it was a little gamey.
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October 21st, 2008 at 9:36 am
“this guy that looks like a giant baby”
I just laughed so loudly I woke up EvaJun!
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October 21st, 2008 at 9:49 am
Your mind works in very interesting ways.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
Kristin – seriously, someone needs to put a bib on him
tori – *curtsy*
October 21st, 2008 at 10:37 am
Yes, I am with Tori…
I yuv bunnies…and I watched my neighbors dog in Beaver chow down on a baby one a few weeks ago..
sniff.
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October 21st, 2008 at 10:40 am
Fluffo Asso.
That is awesome.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Brilliant! I skimmed the first part and missed that this was a put on. Really made me laugh, Van.
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October 21st, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Where do you get this stuff? (nevermind, I know, you just pull it out of your ass…)
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October 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Where is the disclaimer that no bunnies were actually harmed in this production?
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October 21st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Terri – poor bunny
mamatulip – danka
bud – always happy to entertain
Carolyn – true, my ass is virtual cornucopia of fun
The Smirking Cat – he’s eating the bunny, that constitutes harm i think
October 21st, 2008 at 2:07 pm
poor little BABY bunny!
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October 21st, 2008 at 3:15 pm
*blink blink*
October 21st, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I think that might be the only episode I’d be interested in watching.
You should call the network.
October 21st, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m a sucker for bunnies
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October 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
What am I going to do with you?
October 21st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Zoinks! I wanna eat that last bunny. Seriously, things that cute need to be eaten.
I’m so totally taking a bit outta the cockapoo tonight.
I swear that’s not code for anything.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
And of course I meant, “bite”. Duh.
October 22nd, 2008 at 8:25 am
ya know, i kinda sorta enjoyed watching him now and again. he did an episode on trinidad where i lived for a year. he was mostly right about the things they ate but it wasn’t stuff that was as strange as a lot of places he goes so at the very end he went out on a fishing boat and then ate some raw organs out of a fish that got caught. i have to tell you, no self respecting trini would ever eat organs out of a raw fish. they are all very particular about meat, poultry and fish being cooked properly. they don’t even like the SMELL of raw things down there and they go through an extensive washing/seasoning process so they can’t smell the raw fish/meat/poultry smell before they cook it. i lost some respect for the guy when he did that because to someone in the know it was so obviously an attempt to ratchet up the weird/gross factor.
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October 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
Love the shot of him with the bunny ears at his mouth…completely made my day!
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 am
You are insane. I love you.
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October 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Bunny is good if you cook it right. You’re so warped. I admire you! lol
October 25th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Funny…then, ingesting things that have been up assholes is not actually all that unprecedented, as the most expensive cup of coffee you can buy (though my local coffee shop, in the West Mt. Airy neighborhood of Philliedelphia, doesn’t carry it) is made from beans excreted by some kind of jungle varmint…I really need to look this up…I know I’ve read about it…..
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