for some reason, the only gift example I could think of were big black dildos…
I woke up and did a minor change for a Caddis Art client and then I spent the better part of the day meeting with the guys from Dixon Hill. This is a pretty exciting project, as paying work tends to be these days. We are working on this really cool gift registry. Luckily Bill has a good sense of humor, because while going over my site review, for some reason, the only gift example I could think of were big black dildos… (dildoes? dildii? how do you pluralize that?) They took me to lunch and wow, we had a lot of sushi at Osaka (wow, does that make me racist to expect a nice website because they’re Asian?). Look, it’s a mountain of letters…

I did some updates for Climate Skateboards last night and came up with what I think is a really cool little graphic (below)… this Skate Park Locator is a cool idea that me and the Climate guys and I are still working on. It will tie into Google Maps API for directions in hopes to find cool and safe places for kids to skate… (btw, that’s Desk-Humpin’ Chris in the picture)
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Movie review…
Drag Me to Hell – this was a throwback horror flick, I appreciated seeing a modern horror film that doesn’t erode into the knee-jerk gross-out style that has become popular (and completely overdone after Saw I), great ending. I don’t think Justin Long will ever shed the I’m a Mac persona ever, so I think he should just say it in every movie.

Reporting live… furiousBlog reporter and frequent link contributor, Mel…

And then the definitive answer… dildos or dildoes, just dildon’t misquote Miss Mel.
- Wawapalooza – thanks Bill
- 10 Strangest Dating Advice Books That Actually Exist – thanks Sage
- How To Make Basic Beatbox Sounds – thanks Mel
- Vintage Van Halen Pictures
- Chuck Grassley Twitter Feed – OK, I’m all about Twitter, but seeing a US Senator posting “My carbon footprint is abt 25per cent of Al Gore. I’m greener than Al Gore. Is that enuf?”
- The Funniest Syndactyly Tattoo I’ve Ever Seen… and also the only one I’ve ever seen
- Dead At Your Age – thanks Jan
- AT&T Can Blow Me – thanks Justin
Links for my geeky homies…



June 9th, 2009 at 7:52 am
Wasn’t Jason Long in some lame horror flick years ago, getting his eyes torn out for a snack later by the bad guy?
The Smirking Cat last blog post..Am I the Only Person Who Doesn’t Like "Twilight"?
June 9th, 2009 at 7:59 am
The Smirking Cat – thinking of Jeepers Creepers or Jeepers Creepers II?
June 9th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Mel always comes through. I’m glad that’s been cleared up.
Jazz last blog post..The Expedition
June 9th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Jazz – I think I speak for both Mel and myself when I say, *curtsey*
June 9th, 2009 at 9:50 am
I’ve never had to pluralize dildoes and I hope I never have to. Like in a deposition. “How many were there?” “I don’t know, but I’m sore and I want to go home.”
June 9th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
yeah! finally, one of my links made Van’s blog!
June 9th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Sage – I was trying to find that Demetri Martin clip, to link. he’s awesome.
Jan – this is for you…
See the curtains hanging in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light a-shining through the window
Lets me know every thing’s all right
/ Em G / D A E C / :
{Refrain}
janiblue, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
June 9th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Living near the Antwerp, Belgium legal prostitution district,
the sight of dildos is part of my daily walk-on-by experience Van.
Trust me, you can only avoid them blindfolded in this neighbourhood.
Somehow though, I gave up on presenting them as presents.
Maybe I’m getting old
Peter last blog post..Mommy, there’s a cruise liner in front of the window
June 9th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
That plural questions been keeping me awake for weeks.
June 9th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
I need a gift for a wedding shower…I don’t think dildos were on the registry though. Maybe they registered in the wrong place…
Carolyn last blog post..Really???